There are so many fun and interesting things on the internet- but you shouldn’t have to find them all on your lonesome. That is why I’m here! Just to add some random bits of sauciness to your day.
Example:
“Oh man, not only have NO flamenco dancers whooshed me away with their magical castanets, but I didn’t even have a single run-in with a gentleman on a velocipede! uugh! I need some serious pizazz all up in here!”
In a situation such as this, you would just have to check out my website full of randomly wonderful wizgigs and fizmabobs before all of your saucy meters would be filled.
Unless you are utterly devoid of humor, this is the perfect blog.
Saucy Moustache 